The Strategic Retreat

A lot of ideas are up in the ether, just waiting for somebody to pull em down. Bachelor Chow is one of those ideas; something you can’t really say you invented or thought up first, all you can do is be the first to put it out there. The good people at Futurama put it out there. Like almost all things Futurama it was smart and amusing but unlike flying cars or Slurm I actually think Bachelor Chow would be a damn fine product.

Hear me out; nutrition is horribly ignored in this country. We have the means to eat… Read the rest

I don’t often cook, in fact I only really know how to make about a dozen things. That’s ok though since the foods I do make are top notch. At the apex of my culinary treasures are my oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, they’re delicious, they’re soft, they’re chewy. In short, they are the best cookies in the world. If I were a shrewder man I’d keep the recipe to myself, open up a shop in the mall and put Mrs. Fields out of business. I’m not going to do that though; I don’t like malls, customer interaction or applying for… Read the rest