I hate my cat. A cynic would observe that I hate all cats and that's fair. From toxoplasma gondii to their scratchy little claws, cats piss me right off. But I'm not here today to talk about cats in general, I'm here to talk about my cat; Tangeray. And that's a [...]

It's the age old question, who would you rather have babysit your children; Michael Jackson or Britney Spears? Unlike the Chicken v. Egg debate (Egg clearly wins) this question presents me with a bit of a problem, for the first time in my life I'm not immediately sure of an answer. I will [...]

Some people overstay their welcome. Like the house guest thats great for the first few days but eventually drinks all the beer and won't get off your couch, some celebrities just stick around too long. Whether they become drunks, failures, criminals, perverts or worst of all; George Lucases (Luci?), later actions ruin their legacy. [...]

For the past month or so I've been going to the gym. I lift on Monday and Friday, with 30 minutes on the elliptical Tuesday-Thursday. On the way home from the gym yesterday I got to thinking; I bet this is a waste of time. I'm now going to do the math to [...]