Lot’s of people hate Valentine’s Day. Unlike the others I’m not one of those people who hates V-Day because I’m ugly and alone. I’m fly and coupled and most likely I’ll be getting some tomorrow from my hot girlfriend. But just because I enjoy the day doesn’t mean its not bullshit. There are many many reasons why Valentine’s is bullshit but since I have stuff to do I’ll list one: Valentine’s hearts. Valentine’s hearts piss me right off. Why?… Read the rest
The Strategic Retreat
Sucitin™: The New 60 Second Herbal Diet Supplement
That’s right folks in under 1 minute you can go from flab to fab, from junky to hunky, from fat to phat. Pretty much any Jenny Jonesesque transformation phrase you can think of. You don’t have to believe me, believe your own eyes. The above two pictures were taken less than a minute apart. The only difference? Sucitin™, the new herbal supplement from Plaxi Co. For the low introductory price of only $9.99 (+ $5 s&h) I am willing to send you a one week supply of Sucitin™ from my own private stash. I’m such a nice guy that… Read the rest