Archive for February, 2008





Why I Hate You, Valentine Hearts

Lot's of people hate Valentine's Day. Unlike the others I'm not one of those people who hates V-Day because I'm ugly and alone. I'm fly and coupled and most likely I'll be getting some tomorrow from my hot girlfriend. But just because I enjoy the day doesn't mean its not bullshit. [...]

Sucitin™: The New 60 Second Herbal Diet Supplement

That's right folks in under 1 minute you can go from flab to fab, from junky to hunky, from fat to phat. Pretty much any Jenny Jonesesque transformation phrase you can think of. You don't have to believe me, believe your own eyes. The above two pictures were taken less than a [...]