Archive for March, 2008





Throwdown: Scientologists v. Mormons

There's been a lot of hubbub surrounding Scientology lately, it seems that the average Digg user has finally caught on that it's a bit of a scam. I'm sure some other people have caught on as well but Digg has really been milking it. Of course there's nothing new to Scientology being a [...]

The Shoe Conundrum

Douglas Adams felt it was important to know where your towel is, being that a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. That's all well and good, but I'm not an interstellar hitch hiker. Hell, I'm not even an intracity hitch hiker, I take the bus. [...]

Parody Site

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of somebody having too much time on their hands. That's probably true. I ran across a site parodying The Strategic Retreat the other day and I thought I'd share. It's funny to me and possibly to my dozens of loyal readers, maybe not so [...]

5 Celebrities I've Had Inappropriate Crushes On

Over the years I've had a few celebrity crushes only to find out later that they were inappropriate for one reason or another. Below are my 5 most inappropriate celebrity crushes, why they were wrong and how I justify them.
5. Hayden Panettiere, That Chick From Heroes

Why it was inappropriate: Men in their mid to [...]