I'm this guy. I live in Portland, Oregon. I have opinions. I'm both very conservative and very liberal, depending on the issue.

This is what I look like:

If I were ketchup.

Short, stout, awesome and more efficient than your average ketchup.

Possibly Asked Questions:
That's right, because I don't allow you to contact me.

Who are you?
I'm this guy.

What's with the name of the site?
It has a few meanings. It's the name of the War Game store I was born in. Yes, I was born in a War Game store. It describes my life recently, taking a step back in order to best attack the future. It also describes how I view things in general, by backing up to see the whole picture.

What's with the anonymity and the lack of commenting options?
I wish to say what I want to say without fear of public reprisal or harassment. This site is for me, my thousands of daily visitors are just along for the ride. I'll probably add a contact option at some point since I've thoroughly enjoyed the negative comments posted about me on stumble upon.

What kind of negative comments?

AlthaeaSoaps: cynical and judgmental....the author's karma will catch up to him, if it hasn't already.
pfinn1: Whoever made this website is a complete dipshit. I hit stumble and find this asshole that tells me he hates me because I drink bottled water. Have you ever desalinated tap water from a Dallas Texas Tap? I didnt think so; what gets left behind is fucking gross, I wont put that brown sludge in me. What am I supposed to do when I am away from home and my only source of water without chlorine is a water bottle. Fuck you and your retarded blog. Every morning you wake up and ask what Paris Hilton wouldn't do? thats the lamest shit i have ever read. I am sure you are hypocrite unless you are perfect and don't help other humans destroy the environment. Why doesn't the blog author have a e-mail contact so I can let him know i hate him too.

stuff like that

Is your name Zervas?
Kind of but mostly not. Once upon a time my family name was Zervas. Then my great great grandfather pistol whipped a priest until the priest went blind and fled to Panama with my 6 year old Great Grandfather, whom he abandoned. My Great Grandfather took the name of the family that took him in. Anyway, I've been using it as my online name since the pre-world wide web days.

Can I give you money?
You sure can.

How often do you post?
When I get around to it, depends on my free time and mood and such.

You make fun of a lot of religions, do you believe in anything?
No, not really. I guess I would describe myself as an Agnostic Lutheran Buddhist with Atheistic and Nihilistic tendencies.

I don't get if you're trying to be funny or if you're just a jerk?
That's not really a question, now is it?