It should be obvious to anyone who reads my site that I’m a journalist. It’s not like I just sit down at my computer and write about whatever popped into my head the previous night. Nope, The Strategic Retreat is serious business and I’ll be expecting my Peabody Award any month now. Because of this; I feel that, having ran a negative article on Hillary Clinton, I’m obligated to run a negative article on Barack Obama.

Admittedly it was harder to find negatives on Barack. He really screws up equal coverage by not lying, cunningly forcing the media to focus on his positives. That sneaky bastard. Luckily for my hundred of readers I did what Fox news couldn’t, I caught Mr. Barack Hussein Obama in a lie. That’s correct, he lied right to our faces and didn’t think we’d notice. We’ll I noticed and I’m here to hit you with the truth.

If you don’t want to listen to the whole speech fast forward to 4:28 and listen all the way to 4:36. Did you catch it? That’s right, Mr. Hussein Obama is a liar. For those of you who can’t be bothered with pressing play the offending sentence was “I have brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, uncles and cousins, of every race and every hue”.

Every hue, Mr. Hussein? Do you take me for an idiot? Do you think I haven’t studied the International Color Consortium, the prism, the rainbow? Shame on you Mr. Saddam. You’re a liar and I have the proof.

Where’s your purple nephew, your green cousin, your teal aunt? Did you think I wouldn’t find out? Did you make a deal with the LGBT community to look the other way? Have Jesse Jackson in your back pocket, do you? Not this time Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. I caught you red handed. Did you misspeak, where you sleep deprived? Or are you just a liar? A filthy, filthy liar. You make me sick Mr. Hitler, just sick.