So, The Consumerist, Yahoo, Huffington Post, etc are running with this story involving Adrian Peterson. The story, as reported, goes like this: Woman let’s Adrian Peterson use the bathroom, at 3am, at the McDonald’s she assistant-manages from. She then, like a week later, got fired.
Here’s what happened, probably:
- This chick works at McDonalds.
- This chick blows off like a week of work.
- Chick shows up to work at McDonalds.
- Chick gets fired.
- Chick makes up a story.
- Local news reports the story.
- Chick gets her job back.
- National news reports the story.
- Chick loses her job again.