I’m this guy. You can call me Zervas. I’m here to rap some mad truth at you. First off, here are some ground rules:

I don’t care if something is misspelled or if I use incorrect grammar
I don’t care if you disagree with me
No, you can’t comment or e-mail me
I may very well never update this site or do so infrequently
If you’re offended by anything I say; you’re a bad person
This site is for my cathartic release
If I ever think I can make a dime off this site, I’m doing it