The Strategic Retreat

Sucitin™: The New 60 Second Herbal Diet Supplement

before and after

That’s right folks in under 1 minute you can go from flab to fab, from junky to hunky, from fat to phat. Pretty much any Jenny Jonesesque transformation phrase you can think of. You don’t have to believe me, believe your own eyes. The above two pictures were taken less than a minute apart. The only difference? Sucitin™, the new herbal supplement from Plaxi Co. For the low introductory price of only $9.99 (+ $5 s&h) I am willing to send you a one week supply of Sucitin™ from my own private stash. I’m such a nice guy that I will include some terrific dessert recipes and some of my secret techniques for maximizing the benefits of Sucitin™.


Aren’t you that guy who’s a jerk?

Yes, yes I am. In addition to being a jerk I spread awesome cookie and peanut butter ball recipes around the web. I’m now branching out further as the President and C.E.O of Plaxi Co.

Why an herbal supplement? Why not medicine or vitamins?

To keep Whitey off my back mostly. Medicine is strictly regulated and even vitamins have to be properly labeled. With my own proprietary blend of 7 herbs and spices I stay clear of all that. Keep your laws off my body, I always say.

What does Sucitin™ do anyway?

Quite simply, Sucitin™ relieves your body, organically, of toxins. It decreases the appearance of bloating and lessens the visible appearance of a gut.

This doesn’t seem like a very reputable website, am I safe sending you money?

Sure, why not? It’s not like they give just anyone a pay-pal account. That makes me legit right there.

What if I don’t have a pay-pay account?

Just send me the cash in the mail. It’s pretty reliable and I’ll totally send you some Sucitin™.

Where do you ship?

The continental 48 and Canada. That’s right Alaska and Hawaii.

Has Sucitin™ been tested?

You bet, and none of that namby-pamby animal testing either. Depending on which pills I end up sending you there is a very good chance that they’ve been tested on humans and only humans.

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